Everyone reblog this can’t this is perfect
Out of these 454k notes how many of them waited for the number to reach to zero?
you know how scared i was when it was almost zero
wait for zero
I got fucking scared and held my breath when it hit zero then i read it and was like “IM DROPPING EVERYTHING AND REBLOGGING”
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me
THIS EXPLAINS ANXIETY SO GOOD YES
why does rainbow road exist
to separate the weak from the strong
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
who wants to buy me a new face